English Woman needs a Decision Maker, Pay is N900,000 Monthly

A woman from Bristol, a city in England, wants to hire a decision maker for herself who would be placed on a monthly salary of £2,000 (about N900,000).

The woman who said she doesn’t want to make bad decisions has settled to employ someone to make good decisions for her, which she is willing to pay for.

According to her, the person would be in charge of preventing her from making the wrong decisions and also choose who she would date.

This woman is so desperate that she is willing to pay whoever she hires a pretty decent amount of money to do it – £2,000 (about N900,000).

She wrote:

“Hiya, bit of a weird one I know but basically, I feel like I need someone to make my decisions for me.

“I’ve had a really rubbish year and would love for someone to take control of my life think of it a bit like a real life Bandersnatch.

“I have no idea if this sort of thing exists, but I came across clairvoyants when I was looking for another service, so I thought it was worth a shot.”

The woman went on to explain all of the terrible things that had happened to her lately, including losing the money she loaned to a friend, getting stranded without money while backpacking in New Zealand, being abused by a former partner, and getting mugged after taking a shortcut home.