Alibaba reacts to Nigerian Coaches asking Bayern Munich star David Alaba for BRIBE

Veteran Nigerian comedian, Alibaba has reacted to report of Nigerian Coaches asking David Alaba for a bribe to play for Golden Eaglets in 2007 FIFA U-17 World Cup.

Recall that the Bayern Munich star who called the Nigeria U-17 coaches “jokers” and vowed not to have anything to do with any of them in future, claimed to have trained with Palanga midfielder, Haruna Lukman Abdulkarim, UB Conquense forward, Macauley Chrisantus and Slovan Bratislava’s midfielder, Rabiu Ibrahim ahead of the 2007 World Cup. The 26-year-old was eligible to represent Nigeria but he switched to Austria, his country of birth after that encounter.

Alibaba who however reacted to the report of Nigerian Coaches asking David Alaba for a bribe before participating in 2007 FIFA U-17 World Cup, said when one refuses to pay a bribe in Nigeria he is blacklisted. The comedian further disclosed that the constitutions we have had since like forever have been by military fiats, as it does nothing to address certain issues.

He wrote;

That is how we roll. Halliburton bribe giver is jailed. Bribe takers not known. Virgin Nigeria, was asked for bribe, ratger than pay the bribe, the owner decided to divest. Many events have been offered some artistes, “Take 3m… sign that you took 5m”. Once you say no, you are blacklisted. So, in the end it’s not about quality… It’s conformity. And we think we have a constitution. You see, all the constitutions we have had since like forever have been by military fiats.

Because the politicians do not have the balls to put a constitution amendment in play. Simple as this story may sound, our people are our problems. Ban rice, they will smuggle it in. Put traffic lights, they will run it. Raise cut off Mark, they will oppose it. Ban ballot snatching, with a threat to shoot, they will ask why shoot? Not why snatch? Question source of wealth, they will say country hard. Ask why buses don’t stop at bus stop, they will say, the passengers don’t stand at bus stops…. I just tayaaaaaaa